August 2010
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How Hangovers Work
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Forest: I don't care.
Mom: I don't either
Forest: You're the hung over one, you chose!
Mom: Yeah, but I'm feeling better now!
Forest: You still get to chose, that's how hangovers work. Yesterday I had a bacon sandwich for dinner - see how that works?
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Dedicated to mortimer; happy birthday
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Make vs. Break
So, I want my grade ten year to be amazing, which is fair game to ask. So I have all of these things planned for myself, and I keep wondering, will a busy schedule make me, or break me?
Am I trying to be someone that I WANT to be, or am I trying to be someone that I am?
If this is just what I want myself to be, then maybe I should gradually push myself into it instead of just lifting up 200...
This describes the time coming.
The time I long...
“Don’t try and be like everyone else, they’ve got that covered”
– -random guy on friends status
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You`re Still Mad
Rant -
Okay FIRST of all, who the fuck do you think you are?! I am NOT trying to ruin your damn relationship with your fucking boyfriend, I’m your bestfriend, sure I’ve made mistakes, but I would never try to fucking ruin something that makes you happy. Maybe you should get over your fucking issues with the female race, stop thinking of fucking every guy you see and destroying every...
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I’ve decided I like the instrumentals in...
This song represent everything that I am and that...
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Harry Potter
So literally, Harry Potter is my life. I owe it, my life.
It is my saviour in so many ways, it got me through grade 7, and grade 8 when I had to move, it got me through grade 9.
Everything.
So this is a shout out to you, haterz.
First of all, what do you think Harry Potter is?! A bunch of codswallop about wizards and Lord Voldemort? WRONGGGGG.
Let’s get this straight you stupid,...
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Sleeping Through Dinner
Okay, mom. We’re teenagers. Sure, when we say wake us up in 15 minutes to do our homework, we mean let us sleep, but when we come home STARVING, and say WHENS DINNER, then that is clear indication numero uno. So, knowing that we are famished, and we got back from a hard day of school, work, or hanging out with friends, we will also require a bit of nappage. WHEN WE SAY, WAKE ME UP WHEN...
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No words for this. Just listen.
Recommendation:...
“”the world you’re looking for only exists on the outside, on the...”
– -Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl Season 3 Finale, Speaking to Jenny Humphrey
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Skinny Fat Previews
Forest Greenwell: bag of doritos,swedish berries,cookie dough ice cream, and green tea gingerale. I am set for the gossip girl finale.
Taylor Kim: Doesn't he get shot?
Forest Greenwell: SHUT UP! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
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New Art Forms
Man. You know when you do something, and you’re like, this is going to be easy, and then you do it, and you’re like okay.. So that wasn’t what I wanted. And then you see someone else do it, and you’re like “HOW DO YOU MASTER THIS?!”
Pillow Fluffing is one of those things. Fluffing those stupid things takes an effing machine, and legitimate upper body strength,...
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Prove It.
I can literally carry the world on my shoulders, I just need people to acknowledge it. It’s like, people can do so much with themselves, but they don’t because they don’t think other people will notices their accomplishments.
Why go through life proving everything to yourself? You know your limits - we have limits so that other people know them and respect them. We base people...
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The "Good-Bye" Conundrum
OKAY, I get it. You want to have the last word. But let’s get something straight - I ALWAYS get the last word. I just do. I will somehow find I way to win. I’m not a competitive person really, but if you’re thinking of saying bye last, don’t even try. Give up. It won’t work.
Now, I say this is a conundrum, and you’re thinking “Well.. If you always win,...
“There are always 100 more reasons to smile than to frown.”
– -anonymous
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Being Woman
Forest Greenwell says:
im going to make a sandwich
sheridan;
your such a woman.
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BBSTNG.
Okay, so like, I get after you pop out a few children and you watch them day in and day out, you wanna go out. And that’s when the trusty babysitters come in. And we love getting money and spending time with your kids, and what not, but secretly.. WE EFFING HATE IT.
First off -YOUR KIDS CAN BE BRATS. Sure, they can be great at times, and they can also be fucking MONSTERS (excuse my french)
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Music Layering Music
THIS IS A CRIME! Honestly, if you’re going to BLARE you’re music at least be listening to it. And sometimes it’s not too bad, but like, if you’re going to walk out of the house, and expect me to keep listening to YOUR music, and that I’m not going to put yours on then you ARE crazy.
Pretty much what happens then is that I’m to lazy to get up to turn your music...
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Dictionary Please.
Forest Greenwell: GET A PHONE!
Arielle Smith: I can't until the end of summer slash apparently I'm not mature enough for one.. whatever that means
Forest Greenwell: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
^
the previous conversation was not comical , i do not comprehend the many HAAAAAS
in FACT i think its quite tragic actually.
jjjuussst a note.
^ ACTUALLLY, this conversation was hilarious and amazing, and Arielle can gtfo. kbai.
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Dictionary Please.
Forest Greenwell: GET A PHONE!
Arielle Smith: I can't until the end of summer slash apparently I'm not mature enough for one.. whatever that means
Forest Greenwell: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love acoustic.
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“I have high expectations of people, but I figure, if I want anyone to fill them,...”
– -F. Greenwell
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“I like to think it’s my strong suit, even though it’s not”
– - Forest E. Greenwell
“I wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a tendency of losing my shirt a lot.”
– - Bare Naked Ladies
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Music + Tumblr
So, I am deeply irritated.
I went to go upload another song to my blog here on tumblr, and instead of being all nice and lovely it decided..
To be a piss ant and say “woah no way, sorry dude but YOU have uploaded ENOUGH data today so you can’t upload this song” and I was sitting here thinking “WAIT JUST A SECOND BUDDY. BLOGS ARE ABOUT EXPRESSING YOURSELF. And I want to...
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Optional Sleep Deprivation
Forest Greenwell: Lindsay! I'm so tired!
Lindsay Yates: I'm surprised I'm not, actually!
Forest Greenwell: LINDSAY! You are NEVER tired! You are tired when you decide to go to bed!
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“I’d rather have people think I’m on drugs because I act like myself,...”
– -Forest E.G.
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“This kind of magic, you don’t see. It’s in your very skin....”
– Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone
Well you would look a little better, don’cha...
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